Posts tagged ‘Groomer’

“Oh, this is “your” bed?”

You gon’ eat that?

May 11th, 2016

“You gon’ eat that?”

Today is…

May 1st, 2016

“Today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.  So, roll in the grass, dig holes, and smile!”.

Every meal you make…

April 20th, 2016

“Every meal you make, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.”

If you want this…

April 19th, 2016

“If you want this, but can’t handle this, and you are going to do this, then buy this instead.”

Maybe I did…

April 14th, 2016

“Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t.”

The Great Debate… Hair or Fur   Dogs and Cats: If it’s where it belongs (on the animal), it’s fur; if it’s where it doesn’t belong (on your black slacks), it’s hair.   Humans: If it’s where it belongs (on the top of your head), it’s hair; if it’s where it doesn’t belong (on your…

Drinking alone…

April 5th, 2016

“it’s not really drinking alone if… the dog is home.”

Things dog handlers say…

March 29th, 2016

“If your husband has $40. and you have $10., you now have $50. to spend on your dogs!”

“The shelter said she was shy and wouldn’t want to be around us much… But this is what I wake up to every day.”