Wash & Wag Grooming

“We ONLY feed Max organic, non-GMO, free-range, unprocessed, hypoallergenic food and we always feng shui his meals and add fresh, hand-picked herbs from the Himalayas.”

“Are you awake yet? No pressure or anything.”

“Goodbyes are not forever, goodbyes are not the end.  They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again.”

“A Dog’s Worst Nightmare.”

“Three out of four dogs love bacon.  One knows there’s a pill hidden in it.”

“Warning!! Death from the ankles down.”

“A thank you to my favorite human friend on Valentine’s Day… for letting me be there for you on good days and bad, for playing with me when I need a playmate, for taking me on fun walks and car rides, for feeding me every day, for treating me with kindness and being so happy…

“Although Rover meant his gift to be an expression of love, Princess believed it was an attempt to poison her.”

“Water for your Dog! Or short people with low standards… we don’t judge.”

“Dr. says I’m fat, so I ate him.”